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Channel 7 to rerun old episodes of No Dad!

December 13th, 2012 · Comments Off · News

The sexual harassment case against Peter Slipper has been thrown out of court. The opposition said this is what you expect when you use the judicial process, rather than the more efficient method of having everything tried through parliament. Tony Abbott has made an unexpected stop in Afghanistan. It was a long flight to Europe [...]

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Kate Middleton taken to hospital to have Sun photographer removed from her womb

December 7th, 2012 · Comments Off · News

Kate Middleton is pregnant. Dodi Al Fayed has said he is the father. Kate’s been warned not to go to Paris. The announcement was made to the press in the usual way. In a phone message left on Prince William’s phone. The Royal birth will be choreographed by Danny Boyle and narrated by Kenneth Branagh. [...]

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Kevin Rudd To Visit Gaza Strip Club

November 22nd, 2012 · Comments Off · News

Kevin Rudd has offered to visit the Gaza Strip, until he discovered it wasn’t a night club in New York. David Beckham has denied coming to Australia to play in the A-league. He gave his denial in G-minor. Israel has supported protests against Eurozone austerity measures with a series of strikes. Jockey Damien Oliver will [...]

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McAfee Murder Trial Goes Slow and Demands an Upgrade

November 14th, 2012 · Comments Off · News

The anti-virus software John McAfee could face years in gaol it he is found guilty of murder. What’s more no one will be able to get in to see him and everything in the building will slow to a crawl. This week is Telework week. Sad news for the Channel 10 breakfast crew who won’t [...]

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US Election: For a While It Was Neck and Redneck

November 8th, 2012 · Comments Off · News

Some US states have approved gay marriage as well as marriage equality – which means a Mormon man must marry an equal number of men and women. Re-elected President Barack Obama said he is delighted to win another four years in office because it’s so difficult finding a job in America right now. For a [...]

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