A Bit Of The Other

Tony Abbott has warned that cloning the late Don Chipp could create more bastards. He believes Natasha Spot-Destroyer is secretly mothering children emplanted with DNA from the Democrat founder, with the aim of producing a new super-race of centre-left politicians.

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Civil libertarians question why Jihad Jack is being detained, while the makers of Kangaroo Jack walk free. They say the 2003 movie has adversely affected the lives of more Australians than Jack Thomas. Thomas has admitted to training with the Taliban in Afganistan – winning the 400 metre freestyle.

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Spurred on by the popularity of reversing road closures associated with the Cross City Tunnel and the Lane Cove Tunnel, the NSW Premier has announced plans to undo changes associated with the building of the Harbour Bridge, as well as the reversing the Snowy Hyrdo Scheme and any construction projects associated with the arrival of the First Fleet.

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The spoken bits from the Sunday morning editions of “A Bit of The Other”, heard by scores of people (as an aggregate over a period of many months). Be one of the few to experience this forgotten piece of radio history by clicking on the play buttons below. The music has been edited out, even though they were probably the best bits.

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Despite the headline, there is no evidence to support rumours that Justice Einfeld has been pulled over driving in a T3 lane with two dead Americans in his car.

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Hezbollah and Palestinian Authorities have agreed to an indefinite ceasefire because they are so thrilled with the news that Jessica Rowe is going to have a baby. Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah said today everything (in the Middle East) could collapse in a heap, but that would be okay because Jessica Rowe is going to have a baby.

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A teenage boy has been disciplined for ball tampering at school whilst downloading images onto his mobile phone. The student said he was mimicking the mobile TV coverage of the England vs Pakistan test match at Lords where a game was suspended over a ball tampering controversy.

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Bob Carr and other history buffs say more focus should be on teaching Australian history because its less complicated than World History. “You’d be able to knock off Dreamtime in half an hour” he said at a national summit in Sydney this week.

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Bill Gates has given up trying to eradicate the world of computer viruses and will focus on eradicating Aids instead. This comes at a time when six new computer viruses are circling the Internet – here they are.

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The terror alert on both sides of the Atlantic has been elevated to “we’re brickin’ it” after terror suspects were arrested over alleged plans to blow up planes using liquid based explosives.

Drinking tea is now banned on the British mainland and travellers must fly naked without any hang luggage.

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