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RTA officials have admitted their Bellevue Hill entry to the cross City Tunnel wasn’t quite finished when it opened to traffic early this morning.
Barack bin Obama denies allegations that photographs of alleged prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib feature members of the Cronulla Sharks masturbating.
AN extract from the Gutenberg Bible, believed to be the first book [...]

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The Australian Tax Office says more than $14 million in stimulus payments have been made to dead people. Hence, the local economy in Wahroonga is booming.
Swine flu cases are expected to rise as more Australians are discovered at the end of their gardens wallowing in the mud.
Passengers trapped on board the quarantined Pacific Dawn are [...]

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Attempts to contain swine flu in Australia appear to be failing. The public is warned to expect an increase in the number of substandard pig puns in coming weeks.
The Advertising Standards Bureau says an advertisement for treatment for premature ejaculation has been pulled following a complaint received 5 seconds after the ad first aired.
Alleged people [...]

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Swine Flu has managed to enter the country despite special cameras at immigration able to detect anyone wearing a red jumper.
Underground nuclear tests by North Korea’s Kim Quite Ill are a threat to international peace. “It was quite noisy” said South Korea’s Lee Myung-Bak “and in the dead of night. It set car alarms off [...]

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The World Health Organisation has told people not to panic too excessively after it was revealed that the swine flu is being spread by the internet and noone is immune.
Nathan Rees has approved the building of high rise blocks all over central Sydney, so everyone can live in the city, thus negating the need for [...]

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There could be serious repercussions to reports that Wayne Swan wrote this year’s budget on the back of a beer coaster during a study tour in Thailand.
Latest revelations show 1 in 10 Catholic Priests enjoy regular sex. The others just don’t know how to pull the girls.
Hotels in Lismore are offering ground floor rooms at [...]

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Devastating scenes in Queensland where the Brisbane River has broken its bank. The treasurer immediately asked which bank and how much money did it need?
When hearing that the waters had broken the shoreline the maternity wards in Brisbane hospitals immediately went into emergency mode.
The waters are now receding thanks to a government bail-out package. They’ve [...]

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Scientists in New York unveiled what they said could be the common ancestor to humans, apes and other primates before realizing they were looking at a photograph of 2GB’s Ray Hadley.
Politicians will have their pay frozen until September 30th – a whole 4 months! Joe Hockey says that’s not possible because there’s no room left [...]

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Integral Energy has announced it will build a huge number of electricity substations across Sydney. Instead of the old fashioned method of generating local power using mice running inside wheels the new approach is to disguise substations as gyms, where locals can generate their own power on the treadmill, after being forceably signed into a [...]

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Opinion polls show support for Kevin Rudd is starting to wane. Pollsters say this is because many people haven’t been given a cash handout for several weeks now.
A survey by a bank has shown that a third of people in NSW have no savings and would probably die of starvation if they were made redundant. [...]

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