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Sources close to Michael Jackson said he was looking a bit pale before he died – about 20 years before he died.
There are concerns that tax changes amount to nothing more than middle class welfare – in particularly the tax deductibility of a large soy latte and bottles of Grange Hermitage and French champagne.
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A second autopsy is to be held on Michael Jackson. Matell has been commissioned to carry out the work.
Undertakers have warned that Michael Jackson’s body will show signs of decay if a funeral is not staged within the next five years.
The painkillers given to Michael Jackson seem to have worked. He can’t feel a thing.
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The government believes Godwin Grech is a mole after police found his home unoccupied, but sizeable holes in the back garden.
Police are investigating whether the Liberal Party is also behind fake emails asking you to deposit your life savings in a Nigerian bank account.
Queensland won the State of Origin last night on a technicality. The [...]

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Malcolm Turnbull has nothing to do with any fake email, according to an email from rich-git@hotmail.com sent from an internet café in Point Piper.
There are rumours that Turnbull will step down to be replaced by Joe Hockey, with Mel and Kochie to become joint speakers of the house.
NSW Premier Nathan Rees has done well in opinion [...]

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In a step-up on the search for the missing email in the Utegate affair, Kevin Rudd has called on Malcolm Turnbull to prove that he exists, or he will cease to exist. Noone has been able to prove that civil servant Godwin Grech exists, so he consequently disappeared over the weekend.
Police are taking a long [...]

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Greens senator Sarah Hanson-Young had her crying 2 year old child removed from the Senate yesterday. The speaker didn’t want the kid screaming and kicking and carrying on in a relentless fashion. Bill Heffernan was asked to leave for the same reason.
Dick Smith spent a night outdoors at Lunar Park to support the plight of [...]

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Iranian protestors have dispersed after being shown photographs of Nathan Rees. They’ve decided their election result wasn’t so bad after all.
Heavy metals are leaking from a power station near Lithgow, killing marine life in a river that feeds Sydney’s drinking water supply. A spokesman for Sydney Water said this is good news. “Noone wants to [...]

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Peter Costello has left parliament and now intends to work for a company that will never make him CEO.
Malcolm Turnbull is said to be relieved about Peter Costello’s departure because he challenged him for the title of “person with the most sycophantic smirk in parliament”.
A gangland shooting yesterday saw the last of the Moran family [...]

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Banks are starting to push interest rates up claiming it is necessary to fund the rising costs faced by senior executives buying holiday homes in the Bahamas.
Kevin Rudd has had his wife’s weight index linked to the rate of inflation. It has dropped markedly, but with the cold winter months and her predilection for hot [...]

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Channel 7 heir Ryan Stokes has split from girlfriend actress Jodi Gordon and instead will attempt to find someone who is prepared to sleep with him whilst not in a drug induced haze. It’s a big call.
Channel 9 is to launch a new drama series about the seedy world of Bikie gangs, drugs, soap starlets and [...]

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