A Bit Of The Other

Failing to act on ETS could cost the Coalition the next election, as rising water levels wipe out all expensive coastal real estate.
Sarah Palin’s memoirs are topping the US bestseller list. Palin supporters apparently like the pictures that you can colour in and the join the dots section at the back.
Barack Obama will reduce US [...]

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]

A new iPhone virus has crossed over to humans through touch screen technology, causing people to randomly call phone numbers to the point of exhaustion.
The coal industry is now so heavily subsidized under the emissions trading scheme that electronics firms are looking into offering coal-powered television sets.
Malcolm Turnbull has announced a new emissions target. The [...]

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]

Social networkers can now connect their Twitter account to Linked-in but still might experience some difficulty connecting to reality.
The conjoined twins from Bangladesh, separated at a Melbourne hospital, have been asked what they are going to do now. “We’re going to put our heads together and thing about it” they said.
Jodi Rich has been cleared [...]

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]

Surgery continues on the conjoined twins at a Melbourne childrens hospital. A divorce lawyer is also present to ensure that it’s an amicable split.
The conjoined twins from Korea could be detained by immigration after their operation, because they’ll look nothing like their passport photo.
Surgeons say the operation to remove Joe Tripodi from the NSW cabinet [...]

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]

I think I need a better webcam. And a better face.

Twitter This

Username:
Password:

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]

Gordon Brown is so motivated by the celebrations over the collapse of the Berlin Wall that he’s going to knock down Hadrian’s Wall.
Julia Gillard is to issue report cards on every school in the nation. The cards will be left, crumpled up at the bottom of your child’s schoolbag.
Head teachers at schools with poor ratings [...]

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]

The year’s last episode of ABC’s media watch focused on fake online stories that are picked up by the mainstream press. “You can’t believe everything you read” said host Jonathan Holmes, famous for being deported from Romania after having sex with an underage sheep.
The public has been told not to be alarmed if they see [...]

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]

A new sex education curriculum has caused outrage because teachers hate knowing less about a subject than their students do.
Excited by the news that Japan plans to start collecting solar power in space and sending it back to earth, Nathan Rees plans to collect water from Mars and transport it back to Sydney as a [...]

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]

Al Gore has released a new version of An Inconvenient Truth. He decided to remake it when he discovered some useful new transitions and build effects he could use in the latest version of Powerpoint.
Since the death of Michael Jackson, no one has seen Diana Ross. Coincidence, I think not.
In Sydney this morning a 15 [...]

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]

Health experts are concerned about the rise in drive by shootings in Sydney’s southwest. Years ago shooters would always be on foot. Today the reliance on cars is creating new, obese shooters who could die prematurely through ill health.
The Reserve Bank is likely to raise interest rates today, upsetting Melbourne Cup celebrations. They’re also expected [...]

Twitter This

Username: Password:

[Read more →]