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Northern Territory’s croc population will be controlled through a crocodile management program. Critics have said its ridiculous to expect crocodiles to hold any sort of management position without eating staff members.
Reports show mums with children under 15 do 2.5 hours more paid and unpaid work than their husbands, but they’re not complaining. They don’t have [...]

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The Greek Prime Minister appealed to the IMF for money, but owing to a typographic error received artificially fertilized twins instead.
Bert Newton is to present the Logies. No 96 is being touted as the winner of best new TV show.
Stern Hu will be tried in secret. The Chinese government feared making it public might deflect [...]

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The ABC has said it won’t cost any more to run a 24 hours news channel because they’ll be lifting their stories directly from Mark Scott’s Twitter feed.
Barack Obama has said he will delay visiting Australia. He said it would be inappropriate while the country is in mourning over the Clarke Bingle break up.
The ACCC [...]

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An overhaul of the law will remove “artistic purpose” as a defence for child pornography, but won’t stop Ken Done getting away with selling grotesque floral dresses to middle aged women in the name of art.
The Greek Prime Minister George Papendreou is to meet Barack Obama. He plans to dress down, camp on the steps [...]

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Today is International Womens Day. People all over the world are being urged to dress up as women, even Belinda Neal.
Belinda Neal has lost her seat on the Central Coast but today puts on her bikini to start shooting the new Tourism Australia campaign “don’t you know who the f**k we are”
Kevin Rudd has thanked [...]

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Kevin Rudd plans for the federal governments to take over hospitals, although surgeons will still be used for some of the more tricky operations.
Macdonalds could soon be selling Weight Watrcher meals. Staff are being trained to upsell with “do you want another lettuce leaf with that?”
Tony Abbott was lost for six hours on a quad [...]

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Australians whose stolen identities were used for travel by Mossad agents are to sue the Israeli government for the frequent flyer points.
The Reserve Bank pushed interest rates up again just because they like saying “basis points”.
Scientists studying nanotechnology have redefined the shortest measurable period of time as that measured between an RBA announcement and the [...]

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