Pauline Hanson refuses to sell her Queensland property to Muslims even though there has been a lot of interest. Perhaps it’s the large living space that faces Mecca or the tower from which she piped Aussie folk songs each morning.
Greece is on the verge of bankruptcy. The Prime Minister says all those years of plate [...]
Entries from April 2010
Lot of Muslim Interest in Hanson’s House
April 29th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Tags: Bert Newton·Pauline Hanson·Pope·Rupert Murdoch
UK government urged to help more people to get trapped overseas
April 20th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Following vocal opposition to the UK government’s plans to repatriate people trapped overseas, the Navy will instead focus their efforts on people trapped at home who want to leave Britain and get trapped overseas instead.
The new Airbus A380 v2, is like its predecessor except the wings have been cut off, the door is a ground [...]
Tags: Ash Cloud Toyota·Julia Gillard·Lord Monkton
David Campbell Trapped in His Own Garage
April 14th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Roads Minister David Campbell was late for work yesterday. The garage door was closed and it took him six hours before he decided to open it.
Neil Armstrong has attacked Barack Obama for axing plans to go to the moon. Saying its not that expensive. “They could use the same film set where they shot my [...]
Tags: Barack Obama·David Campbell·John Brumby·Neil Arsmtrong·Tony Abbott
Skilled Migrants First, Skilled Politicians Next
April 7th, 2010 · No Comments · News
The opposition wants two thirds of migrants to be skilled. If successful they will impose the same quota on the Liberal cabinet.
Malcolm Turnbull is to quit politics to spend more time with his money. He made his announcement via an email leaked by Godwin Gwech.
Biologists have discovered a giant lizard that is endowed with a [...]
Tags: Godwin Grech·Gordon Brown·iPad·Malcom Turnbull
Ricky Martin Gay – Exclusive!
April 1st, 2010 · No Comments · News
Ricky Martin has discovered he is gay. He said he first suspected it when he found himself buying his own music videos.
Microsoft and Ford are working together on a new type of electric car that will take 2 minutes to start in the morning, even longer if you use Outlook.
The Irish economy is in significant [...]
Tags: Ford·Jesus·Microsoft·Ricky Martin·Stern Hu·Tony Abbott