The final episode of LOST has been aired in the US. The survivors discover they have been living in the car park at Macquarie shopping centre.
An offshoot of the Reserve Bank has been selling plastic money to Indonesia claiming the money is easier to launder without going soggy.
Julie Bishop has been declared unfit to serve [...]
Entries from May 2010
LOST Plot Revealed – They Were in Macquarie Shopping Centre
May 26th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Tags: David Campbell
Vodafone reports huge growth – on the side of the head.
May 19th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Vodafone has released it’s end of year results, showing huge growth – on the side of the head.
Tony Abbott has said he will only be interviewed by Kerry O Brien if he asks multiple choice questions next time.
Abbott has confessed he wasn’t always honest with the Australian public. For example, yes, that it was a [...]
Tags: Kerry O Brien·Tony Abbott
Aliens Land in Britain, But No Leader To Be Taken To
May 11th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Aliens landed in Britain this week, but flew away again when it became apparent there wasn’t a definitive leader they could be taken to.
It’s 50 years since the introduction of the Pill. Before that, women didn’t use to grow hair on their back.
Asylum seekers are being kept in Queensland motels. It is hoped that the [...]
Tags: Metallica·Prince Harry
“We Wasted Five Minutes Because Gail Was In The Bathroom” says Westpac
May 4th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Westpac said there was a slight delay in putting up interest rates after the RBA announcement because Gail Kelly was in the bathroom at the time. “We could have been five minutes quicker” a spokesperson said.
Tony Abbott was told that according to polls he was showing a little ahead. He was embarrassed and quickly stuck [...]
Tags: Bert Newton·Gail Kelly·Jessica Watson·Olivia Newton John·Patrick McDermott