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Entries from June 2010

“Labor Spill Nothing To Do With Us” says BP

June 21st, 2010 · No Comments · News

BP has been quick to rebuke rumours that they had anything to do with the leadership spill in the Labor party. claim it is nothing to do with them.
Kevin Rudd, desperate to hang on to his leadership, is reported to have said “look if you want a woman Prime Minister, I’m prepared to have the [...]

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Space Dust Proves Aliens Crap at Housework

June 15th, 2010 · No Comments · News

A Japanese space capsule is covered in dust from a distant asteroid. It proves that if aliens exist they’re not very big on housework.
Google is to scan 400,000 Australian library books. It could take some time though because they’re only able to get four books out at once.
A read through Samuel Pepys Diary from 1666, [...]

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Sting New Year Eve Concert Cancelled – To Keep People Awake Till Midnight

June 9th, 2010 · No Comments · News

The NSW budget has been balanced with a super pocket money tax. The government will take 40 per cent of anything given to rich kids by their parents. Some have complained that it’s just another tax on minors.
A New Year’s Eve concert with Sting has been scrapped because the NSW government wants people to stay [...]

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Israel to Deport All Foreign Activists, Using Fake Australian Passports

June 2nd, 2010 · No Comments · News

Google launches its Chrome operating system later this year. People will be able to get a copy from the secret Google van parked outside the front of their house.
Naked short selling is no longer permitted in Germany, except on certain beaches and in the parks.
May was the worst month for deaths in Afghanistan. Barry O’Farrell [...]

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