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Entries from July 2010

Pacific Solution For Telstra’s Axed Middle Managers

July 27th, 2010 · No Comments · News

The Prime Minister has admitted she is considering a Pacific solution to the question of where to put all the redundant Telstra middle managers.
Quaint old fashioned language is to be edited out of all Enid Blyton’s books. People who want to hear quaint old fashioned language can still listen in to Radio National.
Julia Gillard has [...]

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Abbott Burns Fingers Trying To Cremate WorkChoices

July 20th, 2010 · No Comments · News

Tony Abbott burnt his fingers this week trying to cremate WorkChoices after he had already buried it.
Julia Gillard has said Kevin Rudd is also cremated and buried, so she can “move forward”.
A new remix of “Two Tribes” has been released by MC-PD, yo!
Frankie Goes to Canberra – Two Tribes (2010 Election Remix)
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Jackie O Morning Sickness Caused by Kyle Sandiland

July 13th, 2010 · No Comments · News

Jackie O has been told she is not pregnant after all. Experts say the morning sickness was felt by anyone who listened to Kyle Sandilands.
Meanwhile Kyle has split from his wife. Marriage counsellors put it down to him being a bit of a git.
Roman Polanski will not be extradited by Switzerland, a country he visited [...]

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Pacific Solution Was Too Soft, says Abbott at launch of the Antarctic Solution

July 6th, 2010 · No Comments · News

Julian Burnside has said it will take 20 years to fill the MCG with illegal arrivals. Julia Gillard has said ramped up security at the turnstiles will stop that happening.
Julia Gillard has denied she is copying the Howard governments Pacific Solution. She deliberately chose East Timor as a place to send boat people because it’s [...]

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Gillard’s Plan to Slow Population – Reinstate Patel’s Licence.

July 1st, 2010 · No Comments · News

Julia Gillard wants to control the size of Australia’s population. She’s going to reinstate Jayant Patel’s licence to practise surgery.
Newsagents in NSW must hide cigarettes from view from today. If someone really wants a packet they must ask for it. If successful the ban could be extended to include the Daily Telegraph.
Julia Gillard says there [...]

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