The Prime Minister has admitted she is considering a Pacific solution to the question of where to put all the redundant Telstra middle managers.
Quaint old fashioned language is to be edited out of all Enid Blyton’s books. People who want to hear quaint old fashioned language can still listen in to Radio National.
Julia Gillard has [...]
Entries from July 2010
Pacific Solution For Telstra’s Axed Middle Managers
July 27th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Tags: Duchess of York·Enid Blyton·Julia Gillard·Oprah·Telstra·Tony Abbott·Tony Hayward
Abbott Burns Fingers Trying To Cremate WorkChoices
July 20th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Tony Abbott burnt his fingers this week trying to cremate WorkChoices after he had already buried it.
Julia Gillard has said Kevin Rudd is also cremated and buried, so she can “move forward”.
A new remix of “Two Tribes” has been released by MC-PD, yo!
Frankie Goes to Canberra – Two Tribes (2010 Election Remix)
Labor MP Laurie [...]
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Jackie O Morning Sickness Caused by Kyle Sandiland
July 13th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Jackie O has been told she is not pregnant after all. Experts say the morning sickness was felt by anyone who listened to Kyle Sandilands.
Meanwhile Kyle has split from his wife. Marriage counsellors put it down to him being a bit of a git.
Roman Polanski will not be extradited by Switzerland, a country he visited [...]
Tags: Bob Hawke·Julia Gillard·Roman Polanski
Pacific Solution Was Too Soft, says Abbott at launch of the Antarctic Solution
July 6th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Julian Burnside has said it will take 20 years to fill the MCG with illegal arrivals. Julia Gillard has said ramped up security at the turnstiles will stop that happening.
Julia Gillard has denied she is copying the Howard governments Pacific Solution. She deliberately chose East Timor as a place to send boat people because it’s [...]
Tags: Dalai Lama·Julia Gillard·Julian Burnside·Paul Keating·Tony Abbott
Gillard’s Plan to Slow Population – Reinstate Patel’s Licence.
July 1st, 2010 · No Comments · News
Julia Gillard wants to control the size of Australia’s population. She’s going to reinstate Jayant Patel’s licence to practise surgery.
Newsagents in NSW must hide cigarettes from view from today. If someone really wants a packet they must ask for it. If successful the ban could be extended to include the Daily Telegraph.
Julia Gillard says there [...]
Tags: Eddie MacGuire·Jayant Patel·John Howard·Julia Gillard·Roger Federer·Rove McManus·Tony Hayward