Gatorade to Fix O’Farrell’s Lack of Energy Policy

February 24th, 2011 · No Comments · News

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China has introduced its own search engine. It’s exactly like Google except there’s nowhere for you to type in what you’d like to look for.
Apple is working with record companies to improve the osund quality on iTunes. The first step has been to remove anything by Justin Bieber.
Barry O’Farrell has been criticised for his lack of energy policy. He said he’d fix that with a daily bottle of Gatorade.

Protestors in the Middle East have said they can live without a change of government, but they won’t rest until there’s space for more characters on Twitter.
Nurses will be given more money and hospitals in a new plan by Kristina Keneally. The bad news is the nurses will have to build the hospitals themselves.
New laws in Britain are being introduced to remove squatters. It could see many people evicted from the House of Lords.
Colonel Gaddafi is refusing to step down even though its been pointed out, at 68 he is eligible for a pension and a free bus pass.
Gaddafi said young people protesting in the streets were on hallucinatory drugs. Charlie Sheen has booked a flight there for the weekend.
The Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth cruise ships arrived in Sydney Harbour this week. Interestingly, if the two ships were a country then the country would be filled with very old, fat, rich people.
A passenger waiting for a cruise ship at Sydney harbour earlier this week said “typical, you wait for ages then two come at once.”
Alan Jones missed a radio show this week because of an illness. He’s fine but his audience is sick of him.
Vodafone is to upgrade its mobile network, increasing speed to 42 megaits per second, up from the current speed of 42 megabits per week.
The navy says reports of drunken sexual behaviour by sailors on shore leave is part of a new approach to intimidate enemies by landing on their shores and behaving like Australian backpackers.
This weekend buses will replace trains between the city and north west Sydney. The delays will continue until the government builds a railway line out there.