Abbott Supports Skilled Migration, to Fill his Front Bench

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Tony Abbott says the coalition’s migration policy is to bring in skilled workers, who can form his front bench.
Radioactive waste will now be stored near Lucas Heights. Councils will issue residents with a yellow recycling bin, with the waste collected every Thursday. They are being urged not to mix their radioactive waste with paper, card and plastic bottles.
The fraud squad his raided the Health Services Union offices this morning. After spending four hours with union officials several officers are now claiming time off with back ache and threatening strike action for more pay.
The question everyone is asking is, will the banks pass on the rate cut. The ANZ has said yes, they’ll pass on it.
Kristina Keneally has suggested Julia Gilard should ditch the carbon tax. She also says she needs a better hairdresser.
The Labour party is now so unpopular that US intelligence has stopped hunting for Joseph Kony and they’re out looking for Gillard and Swan.

Optus says it is embracing the cloud. They announced today that 750 people now have the cloud hanging over their future.
The AFP is investigating allegations that Peter Slipper misused Cabcharge vouchers. It’s rumoured in the same incident he misused a banana and a mobile phone set to vibrate.
Lara Bingle has complained about the Nine Network airing nude photographs shot at her Bondi home. She says lots of people missed them because Nine didn’t promote it enough.
In a shocking revelation a UK parliamentary inquiry has suggested Rupert Murodch is not fit to run News Corp. Then they watched Fox News and agreed that he was the perfect man for the job.
Koalas have been added to the threatened species list, just below the Siberian Tiger, the Australian Labor Party and members of the Comancheros bikies gang.
Clive Palmer s wanted to stand for Wayne Swan’s seat of Lilley, but changed his mind when he saw that the seat wasn’t big enough.
The mining magnate is to also build a replica of the Titanic – another boat that can never sink, unless he steps on board.
The space shuttle Enterprise landed in New York this week, making its last trip before it became a museum exhibit. Just as Julia Gillard landed back in Canberra, returning from Turkey this week.
Australian astronomers say finding planets outside the solar system that can sustain life should be made a top priority, otherwise more people will be forced to live in Adelaide.