Prince Philip’s Discharge – Underwear Ruined

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Prince Philip has been in hospital with a bladder infection but was discharged yesterday. A spokesperson said discharges are common at his age.
Bob Katter’s party faces a damaging split. It apparently occurred at his temporoparietal junction.
Tobacco companies say plain packaging will move cigarette sales underground. That means they’ll continue to sell well in Coober Pedy and at certain stations on the Cityrail network.
Telstra has cut lots of call centre jobs claiming the phone bill was just too expensive.
A seafood restaurant has been blocked by Stephen Conroy’s internet filter that stops people looking for online prawn.
Sarah Murdoch’s new dance show has been axed because of Big Brother. There was actually a bigger audience inside the Big Brother house.
US congressman Todd Akin has said pregnancy from rape is very rare because he’s never been asked to take a paternity test.
Julian Assange has asked if Todd Akin can be called as a defence witness.

In London a driver has been fined for driving in an Olympic lane and asked how he got it into the swimming pool in the first place.
Olympic officials have agreed that the ban on performance enhancing drugs shouldn’t have applied to George Michael ahead of his closing ceremony performance.
The Scottish government is concerned about the sale of cheap alcohol in supermarkets. They say the supermarkets close too early.
Burma has abolished media censorship, by abolishing the media.
American athletes have been told obesity doesn’t qualify them for the Paralympics.
Scientists have confirmed images of Lord Lucan and Shergar in some shots from the surface of Mars.
Prince Harry has said he got naked in Vegas just to see if anyone could publish the pictures without referring to crown jewels. So far, no.