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A new sex education curriculum has caused outrage because teachers hate knowing less about a subject than their students do.
Excited by the news that Japan plans to start collecting solar power in space and sending it back to earth, Nathan Rees plans to collect water from Mars and transport it back to Sydney as a slightly cheaper alternative to future desalination plants.
Gordon Brown has taken to jogging in London’s Hyde Park in a bid to regain popularity. He was photographed for his own reality TV show running round the park with his adopted orphan from Malawi.
A poll shows 64% of Britons believe the war in Afghanistan is unwinnable. Most expect heavy rain will make it a draw, at best.
The discovery of giant dinosaur footprints on New Zealand’s South Island has led to the new theory that the giant creatures might have died out through boredom.
Refugees from the flooded Coffs Harbour region have been intercepted by the New Zealand navy, clinging to a giant banana boat.
Fans walked out of the Britney Spear concert in Perth, although most were single mums nipping out to check on their babies in the car park.
John Howard has said his government left the budget in surplus and stopped asylum seekers, although it is believed he was lip synching to a recording of a press conference from two years ago.
New taxi drivers must pass an English test. Noone is expected to pass, except a few recent migrants.
Japan’s number one fugitive has been using cosmetic surgery to change his appearance to avoid capture for two-and-a-half years. So far police have arrested Donatella Versace, Jocelyn Wildenstein and Joan Rivers. They were too late to get to Michael Jackson.
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1 Pharmacy Technician // Dec 5, 2009 at 1:46 am
Amazing as always
2 Martha Stewart // May 17, 2010 at 12:47 pm
To quote, “A new sex education curriculum has caused outrage because teachers hate knowing less about a subject than their students do.” This is funny stuff.
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