UN Chief Ban Ki-moon said at Copenhagen that the last decade has broken all records for global warming. Tony Abbott has said there is no evidence to suggest that Ban Ki-moon exists.
Endurance events like cycling could be removed for the 2012 London Olympics, in favour of queuing, chip frying and whinging.
The Dalai Llama has been in Sydney and was fined by Sydney buses for travelling with his feet on the seats.
Tony Abbott has promised much that is new in his cabinet. Bronwyn Bishop, for example, has a new hairdo.
The European Union has backed a move which would see Jerusalem a capital shared by Israelis and Palestinians on alternate days, meaning noone will ever get the true value of a weekly travel pass.
It’s official, swine flu has caused fewer deaths than predicted and was all a bit of a storm in a teacup. Although experts say it could cause your computer to crash when it flicks over to 2010.
Tony Abbott has said he will remove GST just so he can reintroduce it again, along with a raft of other measures introduced by the Howard government.
Google is to add Twitter and Facebook feeds to its search results in an attempt to crowd out the ability to find anything useful or accurate on the Internet.
An uninvited couple sneaked into a White House dinner back in 2003 according to a Secret Service report. The couple, a Mr and Mrs Howard of Kirribilli agreed to leave after they were given a signed photo of President Bush and a free trade agreement.
Families unable to pay their heating bill under Rudd’s Emissions Trading Scheme will be given money to burn instead.

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1 Dave // Dec 17, 2009 at 3:50 am
I love it every time an Aussie mentions whinging Poms.
1) Because they are whinging
2) Because I don’t feel obliged to tip them
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