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Google Search Bots Found Rifling Through Filing Cabinets in Beijing

January 19th, 2010 · No Comments · News

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The US has made allegations of Chinese government sponsored cyber attacks on US targets. In response Barack Obama has refused to accept Hu Jintao as a friend on Facebook.

A Google search bot has been arrested by Chinese authorities for stealing state secrets. It’s sharing a cell with Stern Hu.

BA cabin crews are to decide again whether to strike. Few votes are expected in the secret ballot because you can only get a couple of people into each toilet cubicle.

The number of people out of work decreased last month thanks to a sharp increase in drowning over the Christmas period, most of them unemployed people.

This week’s NSW Premier Kristine Keneally has gone up in the polls, Kevin Rudd’s popularity has fallen markedly. Advisors have recommended a sex change and an American accent.

Police with sniffer dogs were part of the high security presence surrounding Prince William’s arrivals in Sydney, but they didn’t find anything on him.

Kraft’s purchase of Cadbury’s is to go ahead, despite rumours that they would wait till just after Easter when it’s normally a lot cheaper to buy chocolate.

Looting is rife in Haiti, so much so that Winona Ryder is to visit later this week.

It’s been described as the biggest disaster in more than a decade, although some commentators have said Ricky Gervais wasn’t quite that bad at the Golden Globes.

An inquiry into why Tony Balir led Britain into Iraq has discovered that it was largely for the frequent flyer points.

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