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Steve Jobs has launched the iPad. Women who have tried it have said it’s not as comfortable as the pads they currently use.
The iPad will transform how we read newspapers. Extensive testing has shown that the iPad can survive being wrapped in cellophane and chucked onto your driveway by a newsagent travelling at 30km/hr.
Inflation has reached 2.1% according to analysis of a “basket” of goods. The sample is deemed to be unrealistic because most people use trolleys.
Comedian Ricky Gervais has told the Sun newspaper that he will never do a Hollywood sex scene, even though he’s tried asking a lot of people.
Another boatload of asylum seekers has been intercepted. This time it was intercepted in two by a Japanese whaling vessel.
Tony Abbott has said people should not have sex before marriage because it’s rude to keep people waiting for the ceremony to start.
2GB announcer Chris Smith has been allowed back on air but told he can’t touch any of the knobs.
Australians will not change the flag, and many still haven’t not changed their southern cross underwear several days after Australia Day.
Barack Obama will stop banks trading in shares, instead asking them to keep customers’ money in a safe place, like under the mattress.
ONE in three Australian children has an online “friend” they have never met in person, a survey has found. It’s Iggy Pintado.
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