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Prius owners are being told there is no recall in Australia. Toyota dealers are telling Prius drivers they don’t recall ever selling it to them.
97% of the Great Barrier Reef could be killed off by mass coral bleaching, caused by swimmers who’s hair isn’t naturally blonde.
To try and reduce boatloads of asylum seekers those at Christmas Island will be moved to the mainland, but they’ll have to swim there.
The group accused of kidnapping children from Haiti have now confessed they weren’t doing it for God, they were doing it for Angelina Joli.
Even though this is now the Year of the Tiger there are less than 50 wild tigers left in China. Conservationists have unintentionally mown the rest down with their out of control Toyota Prius’s.
The government is urging people to take the swine flu vaccine because they’ve got so much of the stuff. They’ve also got some smallpox innoculations and can do a dengue fever at 75% off the regular price.
Michael Jackson’s doctor has been found guilty of manslaughter after admitting helping the 50 year old singer sleep with a dose of propofol, and a pillow over the face.
The space shuttle Endeavour blasted off today to finish the building of the International Space Station. It’s been under construction since 1998 and Kevin McCloud from Grand Design says it’s over budget because they didn’t listen to the architect and decided to project manage it themselves.
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