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Toyota is to abandon any further moves into the Luge market after acceleration problems with its early model.
To make the winter Olympics safer the next games will be played entirely on a Wii.
Tolls are removed today from the M4, although anyone stopped for more than 15 minutes in traffic will have to get a parking ticket from newly installed pay and display machines.
Pauline Hanson is moving to the UK after hearing that, last year, they had a white Christmas.
An activist has jumped on board a Japanese whaling vessel. In a statement he said it was to complain about the shoddy standard of the Japanese car industry.
Further errors have been found in the latest scientific report on climate change. The melting of Himalayan glaciers has been changed from 20:35 to 2035. The glaciers were still there at 21:10 yesterday evening.
The tax office will be able to raid homes if they believe people are withholding tax information. Several people have returned home to find their front door bashed down and their finance paperwork bound and catalogued in chronological order.
Negotiations continue with Iran over nuclear fuel. They’ve been told they can now enrich uranium to 20%, provided they add 10% ethanol.
Japan’s economy has sped up more than expected, although economists believe it could be because of a faulty accelerator.
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