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Peter Garrett has said he has no plans to record an adaption to the Midnight Oil hit “how do we sleep when our roof is burning”.
Malcolm Turnbull has denied speculation that he was driving the truck that nearly took out Tony Abbott on the Hume Highway yesterday. The fact it missed supports his argument.
Despite a $250million reduction in licence fees television networks are still forecasting a drop in profits this year because of the rising costs of entertaining government ministers.
The Bali Nine will cease to become an election issue later this year. However, the remaining Bali Six will be.
The US believe they have caught the Taliban’s top military commander after arresting someone who fits the police description of a “middle aged man of middle eastern appearance”.
Toyota is to recall the Corolla because of steering problems with it’s cost-cutting shopping cart technology. One owner has also asked for a recall because of a sticky radio preset button, but confessed he did spill Lime cordial on it.
The New Zealand activist who jumped onto a Japanese harpoon ship is said to be in good health. Officials say it’s because of a healthy diet of raw whale meat.
The government is to halve the number of homeless people living on the streets by encouraging them to sleep in parks.
In a street taste test in Tehran, 65% of Iranians couldn’t tell the difference between enriched and non-enriched uranium.
Readers Digest has gone into administration in the UK. There is a rescue plan which involves reprinting editions from 15 years ago, roughing them up a bit and selling them to doctors’ surgeries.
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