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Argentina is once again laying claim to the Falklands. In negotiations Gordon Brown has reiterated that the Falklands is British, but was prepared to offer them Wales.

China’s President Hu has signed up to Twitter. Bhutan’s King Jigme Khesar Namgyal Wangchuck also tried it but ran out of characters after he typed in his name.

Karl Stefanovic is caught looking at Miranda Kerr pictures at work – the video proof:

The Dalai Lama has also joined Twitter. He said he wants to be closer to the spiritual home of Iggy Pintado.

Kerry Stokes is merging his Wes Trac mining equipment company with Channel Seven. The Martin Place studios will be moved to the Pilbara and under a revised contract the Sunrise team will be used as scab labour in times of mining disputes.

NSW Transport Plans will now be published on Mondays and Wednesdays, except public holidays.

1,000 troops have died in Afghanistan. Authorities blame a faulty accelerator pedal.

This is organ donation week. Leave your spare organs in the bins provided at all Westfield car parks.

British Airways cabin crew are threatening to walk off the job. The union is providing parachutes for staff should they be mid-flight when the walk-off occurs.

Most British people think the war in Afghanistan is unwinnable, but it’s still better odds than winning the World Cup.

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