Australians whose stolen identities were used for travel by Mossad agents are to sue the Israeli government for the frequent flyer points.
The Reserve Bank pushed interest rates up again just because they like saying “basis points”.
Scientists studying nanotechnology have redefined the shortest measurable period of time as that measured between an RBA announcement and the first rate hike from one of the big four banks.
John Howard will become President of the International Cricket Council in two year’s time. The ICC said it was part of a move to make the game even less interesting.
Toyota is releasing a hybrid of its popular Corolla. Like its popular Prius it will avoid wasting fuel by refusing to brake when you want it to.
The BBC is making major cutbacks. To start with it’s decided not to bother broadcasting to Scotland anymore.
A NASA scientist says the Chilean earthquake shifted the Earth’s axis slightly and shortened the day. The immediate impact of this was that some shows on Channel 7 finished later than their scheduled time. There’s no word on why this happened every other day of the year.
The government has abandoned its bungled home insulation program. Instead it will be sending everyone a woolly jumper with a warning not to stand next to an electric lamp.
The Panthers, Australia’s largest licensed club, is expected to report an $11 million loss, although they are trying to win some of that back on the pokies.
President Obama is planning a dramatic reduction in the US nuclear arsenal. His predecessor had also considered the option, by firing them all at Iraq.
Grant Denyer posed nude at Spencer Tunick’s Opera House photo shoot. Many in the crowd said he looked much smaller in real life but it was probably the cold weather.

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