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Today is International Womens Day. People all over the world are being urged to dress up as women, even Belinda Neal.
Belinda Neal has lost her seat on the Central Coast but today puts on her bikini to start shooting the new Tourism Australia campaign “don’t you know who the f**k we are”
Kevin Rudd has thanked Belinda Neal, particularly for no longer being a Labor candidate.
Brendan Fevola is being sued by 5,000 people whose nude photos taken outside the Opera House have been passed around his AFL team mates.
Demographers predict even with a 40% increase in Australia’s population by 2050 Iggy Pintado will still run out of Twitter followers within a decade.
Voters have warmed to Kevin Rudd’s health policy. On average they are 4 degrees warmer and have been told to stay at home and drink lots of fluids.
Under Rudd’s reforms the health system will be centralized in Canberra. He’s going to build one mega hospital, with a lake in the middle, and close all the rest.
There has been flash flooding in Queensland. A flash flood involves posing naked for Spencer Tunick alongside a swollen river bank.
The US has issued a new $100 note, although given the state of the economy it is only worth $87.
A new study has concluded that dinosaur extinction was caused by an asteroid and not, as earlier thought, because they took up smoking.
Growth in Australia’s building industry has slowed. The slower pace of growth has been blamed on a “smokeo, too much grog the night before and time spent perving at the woman sunbathing next door”.
Flood waters have receded in Queensland, leaving sixteen boats filled with asylum seekers marooned on high ground.
The greens have asked for laws to change to increase the number of women on boards. Tony Abbott has said surfing is a man’s sport and the only time a woman needs to see a board is when she’s doing the ironing.
Bob Geldof has protested against claims that the best thing he did for Ethiopia was agreeing not to take the Boomtown Rats on tour there.
Boeing is to close its plant in Bankstown. Workers have been asked to leave by the nearest exit, located at the front and rear of the factory.
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