A Bit Of The Other

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The final episode of LOST has been aired in the US. The survivors discover they have been living in the car park at Macquarie shopping centre.

An offshoot of the Reserve Bank has been selling plastic money to Indonesia claiming the money is easier to launder without going soggy.

Julie Bishop has been declared unfit to serve in government. She is believed to have taken a sudden holiday, checking in to the Hotel Bora Bora under the name Gladys Netanyahu.

The Socceroos beat New Zealand 2-1 this week, but only because both teams were playing at home.

Tony Abbott has been banned from casinos because he’s too good at bluffing.

Attempts to rename the Gulf of Mexico fell apart after it was discovered that The Black Sea and The Dead Sea were already taken. The Thick Sticky Sea is awaiting a trademark.

Three missing bushwalkers have been found in the Blue Montains after being lost for several days. They would have been LOST for longer but there was a writers strike.

A plane bound for Wagga Wagga was forced to return to Sydney when the passengers lost interest in the idea.

David Campbell tried to come out during the F3 debacle when he said he liked his traffic “backed up” and eventually suggesting they should “try going up another carriageway.”

Trees in Ku-Ring-gai will be grown 40 feet taller to preserve the aesthetics of the area as 8 storey apartment blocks are built in coming months.

The waiting list for elective surgery has increased. Elective surgery is only conducted every three years in the backroom at polling booths. It can lead to complications, such as voting for The Greens.

According to fashion designers the Gulf of Mexico is the new black this season.

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