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Sting tries to get to sleep during one of his concerts
The NSW budget has been balanced with a super pocket money tax. The government will take 40 per cent of anything given to rich kids by their parents. Some have complained that it’s just another tax on minors.
A New Year’s Eve concert with Sting has been scrapped because the NSW government wants people to stay awake long enough to see the fireworks.
Clive Palmer has said he would investigate mining projects overseas if he could just find an airline seat big enough for him.
Hungary has unveiled an austerity plan. They’re all going to move to Romania.
Greece’s budget is now back on track thanks to a new super Moussaka tax.
A stolen letter from French philosopher Descartes has been found with the help of a Google search. Similar searches such as “where is Sherghar and Lord Lucan” have been less successful, even using Google Maps.
Kevin Rudd has said he is keen to travel to Perth to talk to miners, but has decided he needs to a bit of fresh air and he will walk there.
A 32 year old circus acrobat in Queensland has been accused of infecting women with HIV. Women are being told to avoid having sex with any lycra-clad man they find hanging upside down from the bedroom ceiling.
A gladiator graveyard has been unearthed in England, although sadly, Russell Crowe has since been spotted in New York.
Confidence amongst many business leaders has slumped. Many have got sore noses and rashes from bad colds and don’t like being seen in public at the moment.
Wheel of Fortune hostess Adriana Xenides is to be honoured in Sydney this week. Thousands are expected to attend the service, with a chance to win a car or an $18,000 vacation.
The number of jobs advertised last month has increased again, thanks mainly to vacancies in the NSW cabinet.
Scientists have used an electron microsocpe to discover the slowest moving object in the universe. It’s Kevin Rudd heading to Perth to talk to the miners.
Japan’s new Prime Minister Naoto Kan says he will refocus on a productive economy by banning karaoke on weekday nights.
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