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BP has been quick to rebuke rumours that they had anything to do with the leadership spill in the Labor party. claim it is nothing to do with them.
Kevin Rudd, desperate to hang on to his leadership, is reported to have said “look if you want a woman Prime Minister, I’m prepared to have the operation”.
At the next election people will be able to vote at their nearest mine to vote for which magnate will pick the next leader of the country.
Kevin Rudd is disappointed in the way the challenge has happened. He said a challenge should have happen at the right time, in the right place – at 20 past 8 on Sunrise with Mel and Kochy.
General McChrystal has been sacked for criticizing President Obama. This automatically entitles him to a hosting spot on Fox News.
David Jones’ CEO has been sacked after discovering that women’s underwear half off was only acceptable in a mid season sale, not during a cocktail party.
Mark McInnes has left David Jones for a culture where mistreatment of women is more acceptable. He’s joined the Taliban. He also likes the desert for his soft sand training.
An attempt to broker a deal over an acceptable number of whales who could be killed by the Japanese reached an impasse when the whales failed to show to the meeting.
The new British PM did however offer the slaughter of the Welsh for scientific purposes.
East Timor President Jose Ramos-Horta has raised the issue of gas with Kevin Rudd. Mr Rudd suggested he tried chewing his food more and eating less beans.
The new Liberal MP for Penrith will not take a seat in parliament until August. The trains out that way are so infrequent.
Telstra will be paid billions of dollars by the National Broadband Network for all the holes it has in the ground. The world price of holes has sky rocketed making Swiss Cheese completely unaffordable.
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