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Tony Abbott burnt his fingers this week trying to cremate WorkChoices after he had already buried it.
Julia Gillard has said Kevin Rudd is also cremated and buried, so she can “move forward”.
A new remix of “Two Tribes” has been released by MC-PD, yo!
Frankie Goes to Canberra – Two Tribes (2010 Election Remix)
Labor MP Laurie Ferguson says old people are worried that refugees will affect their lifestyle – although, in truth, not as much as haemorrhoids and arthritis.
ABC has announced their new digital news channel. Available for those with HD-TVs it will have 24 viewers, 7 days a week.
Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott will face voters on live TV on Sunday night. It was to be scheduled at the same time as Masterchef, but was rescheduled when Gillard insist they “move forward”.
In a desperate bid for ratings they’ll each bake a multi-layer chocolate cake.
6.30 on Sunday clashes with a rerun of Mother and Son. Programmers are considering, instead, running it even earlier, so it will be up against Benny Hinn.
Christine Nixon has resigned from the Bushfire authority to spend even more time at dinner parties.
Telstra is to sack 330 senior executives. They will be replaced by octopuses who are cheaper and make better decisions.
The Boeing 787 Dreaminer made its first trip out of the US this week. The lightweight aircraft is made entirely out of Balsa Wood, so has to avoid flying in wet weather.
Julia Gillard says there will always be room for Kevin Rudd in her cabinet, it just might be a bit dark and airless in there.
Newspaper tycoon Conrad Black has been freed from prison, but will have to remain behind a paywall for several more years.
Kevin Rudd could be in line for a job as an adviser on climate change to the UN., in particular dealing with detailed programmatic specificity.
A 10 metre whale jumped onto a yacht off the coast of South Africa yesterday. It is believed it wants to be taken to Australia to seek asylum from the Japanese.
Today is the last day to adjust your electoral details. For example, 330 former Telstra employees will be changing their postal address from the Eastern suburbs to somewhere in Blakctown.
Liberal Mark Banwell has compared Labor’s school building program to the holocaust. Strange how we didn’t choose to make the comparison to the unflued gas heaters issue.
UK astronomers have spotted the biggest star ever. It’s Orson Wells – admittedly it takes a while for the image to reach us.
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