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LOCOG has released more seats for the Olympics opening ceremony. The tickets are heavily discounted, given the event finished a week ago. The army has been called in at the last moment to fill empty seats at the Olympic stadium. Al Qaeda has said it’s annoyed to see so many empty seats when tickets were [...]

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Al Qaeda has named a new leader. It took a while to announce because it was the first time the extremist group had used preferential voting. The head of the IMF claims he was drunk when he acted inappropriately with a hotel maid. He had just got back from someone’s stagflation night (economists joke). To [...]

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