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Ikea Airbrushed Out Women in Saudi Catalogue at Alan Jones’ Insistence

October 3rd, 2012 · Comments Off · News

Ikea has airbrushed women out of its Saudi catalogues, claiming they were wrecking the joint. IKEA Christmas Cards are to display Joseph as a single parent. California has banned psychotherapy claimed to straighten gay teens. Instead the best they can hope for is that they’ll straighten their rooms. Alan Jones is to be called in [...]

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World Economy Crumbles – New Facebook Layout Blamed

September 28th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

Shares took a hammering this week. Economists say it is almost certainly down to the new Facebook layout. The defence department will allow women to serve on the front line, but they’ve said they need to be back by three to pick up the kids. Catalonia has held its last bullfight. It is considered inhumane [...]

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Media Inquiry Into KRudd’s Control of Twitter

September 15th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

Julia Gillard has called for a media inquiry. It will investigate whether, with one million Twitter followers, Kevin Rudd has too much control. Al Qaeda is passing on the blame for the 9-11 attacks. They said they didn’t see the twin towers because they weren’t on Google Maps. Alan Jones now has 1 in 5 [...]

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Gatorade to Fix O’Farrell’s Lack of Energy Policy

February 24th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

China has introduced its own search engine. It’s exactly like Google except there’s nowhere for you to type in what you’d like to look for. Apple is working with record companies to improve the osund quality on iTunes. The first step has been to remove anything by Justin Bieber. Barry O’Farrell has been criticised for [...]

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Laws Back On Air, Holt Back From His Swim

November 23rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · News

John Laws is to return to radio. In related stories, Harold Holt is back from his swim and Azaria Chamberlain has been found working for a local council near Darwin. Japan is to air a 3D drama series. This is a long way from Aussie drama where most characters are one dimensional. The NBN business [...]

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