A Bit Of The Other

Prostitutes are launching a class action against Nova 96.9 for allegations that one of them was prepared to sleep with Michael Costa. “We have standards too” they said.

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Traffic congestion is now so bad that announcements in the Sydney harbour tunnel outrank Alan Jones in the latest radio ratings.

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Larry Emder stopped smiling for the first time since he was born this week, on learning that Channel 7 were finishing the Wheel of Fortune. The actual wheel has been bought by Channel 9 who will be spinning it each hour to decide which staff member goes next.

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In face of increasing evidence from the Cole Enquiry suggesting that he knew about AWB kickbacks to Iraq, the Foreign Affairs Minister now denies all knowledge of being Alexander Downer.

He admits that it appears that Alexander Downer could be in trouble, but he says if he is Alexander Downer he doesn’t recall being told as much. Rallying to his defence, the Prime Minister has added it is now up to the Cole Enquiry to prove that Alexander Downer really exists.

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