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Rioters say “Bring Back The Bill”

August 10th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

The London riots have been blamed on young people in poor areas no longer being offered criminal roles on The Bill. Other rioters have admitted the real reason.  They are upset about Julia Gillard introducing a carbon tax. The Sun Newspaper said the riots were the work of Al Qaida, before saying in a retraction [...]

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Microsoft owns Skype – takes 5 minutes for a phone call to start up

May 12th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

Andrew Bolt’s new TV show rated badly because at that time on a Sunday morning most of his audience is out on horseback shooting black people. The govt has cut $3 billion in dental support. Instead people with toothache will be sent to Malaysia and they’ll send back 50 people with a stomach ulcer. 25 [...]

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“Let’s Get Down to Basics”, Hawke says to Keneally

March 29th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

NSW Labor says they will be more open, with factional infighting to be televised on Foxtel pay-per-view. Bob Hawke says the Labor party needs to get back to basics, before adding how he’d like to get back to basics with Kristina Keneally. “Let’s get down to basics” Barry O”Farrell’s microphone didn’t work properly, so we [...]

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