A Bit Of The Other

Kevin Rudd has offered to visit the Gaza Strip, until he discovered it wasn’t a night club in New York. David Beckham has denied coming to Australia to play in the A-league. He gave his denial in G-minor. Israel has supported protests against Eurozone austerity measures with a series of strikes. Jockey Damien Oliver will [...]

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Cadel Evans lost time in the Tour de France to a yellow jersey. He said it is embarrassing to be beaten by one of the Wiggles. In the PNG general election there are three hot favourites for Prime Minister – and it’s expected they’ll all win. Asciano is to use sophisticated computer controlled equipment to [...]

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Tony Abbott says the coalition’s migration policy is to bring in skilled workers, who can form his front bench. Radioactive waste will now be stored near Lucas Heights. Councils will issue residents with a yellow recycling bin, with the waste collected every Thursday. They are being urged not to mix their radioactive waste with paper, [...]

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A fossil find had led scientists to speculate that humans have evolved from several different species –allowing us to argue that Kyle Sandilands isn’t part of our species after all. Housing affordability is reaching crisis levels when it was revealed Gina Rinehart can’t afford to buy Melbourne. The world wildlife fund has listed the Queensland [...]

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Police plan to cut down on drive by shootings in Sydney’s south west by issuing all residents with tasers. Clive Palmer has said Wayne Swan is colluding with satan, who is himself backed by the Obama government, but admits he hasn’t been getting a lot of sleep lately. Doctors warn that the mining tax will [...]

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