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Nauru Prepares for Offshore Olympics

August 16th, 2012 · Comments Off · News

Nauru is to bid for the next Olympic Games. They’ve said most of the events can be processed offshore in Australia. Barry O Farrell is to abandon the right to remain silent, although an exception is to be made for Eddie McGuire during coverage of future Olympic Games. Australia is to reintroduce offshore processing of [...]

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Both Parties Agree to Send Oakeshott to Nauru for Processing

June 28th, 2012 · Comments Off · News

Saudi Arabia is to allow women to compete in the Olympics for the first time ever. Saudi women make great runners, because they’re not allowed to drive. A German court has banned circumcisions, worried about inexperienced operators. Some low cost clinics are a snip at $10 each. Yet another boat has been intercepted off Christmas [...]

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Remains Found in Sandringham. Anyone Seen Fergie?

January 3rd, 2012 · Comments Off · News

Human remains have been found at the Queen’s Sandringham Estate. There were rumours that it could be Fergie, but apparently the remains look more human than that. Samoa has moved onto the other side of the international date line in a desperate bid to distance itself from the US economy. Pets entering Britain no longer [...]

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Ban Ki-Moon Says Aussies Lead on Human Rights. He’s Never Seen People More to the Right.

September 8th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

UN secretary general Ban Ki-moon said Australia could lead the way on human rights. He said there are more humans on the right here than anywhere. Teachers rallied in central Sydney over job cuts. A union official yelled out “what do we want?” and 20,000 people put their hand up. David Cameron’s cost cutting UK [...]

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Rioters say “Bring Back The Bill”

August 10th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

The London riots have been blamed on young people in poor areas no longer being offered criminal roles on The Bill. Other rioters have admitted the real reason.  They are upset about Julia Gillard introducing a carbon tax. The Sun Newspaper said the riots were the work of Al Qaida, before saying in a retraction [...]

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