A Bit Of The Other

Julia Gillard wants to control the size of Australia’s population. She’s going to reinstate Jayant Patel’s licence to practise surgery.
Newsagents in NSW must hide cigarettes from view from today. If someone really wants a packet they must ask for it. If successful the ban could be extended to include the Daily Telegraph.
Julia Gillard says there [...]

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Hezbollah and Palestinian Authorities have agreed to an indefinite ceasefire because they are so thrilled with the news that Jessica Rowe is going to have a baby. Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah said today everything (in the Middle East) could collapse in a heap, but that would be okay because Jessica Rowe is going to have a baby.

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A Big Brother contestant is in hospital after a turkey slap incident, with a frozen turkey. Its the latest incident on the controversial show that recently axed its “Uncut” version for reasons of accuracy, when it became obvious that most of the male housemates had actually been circumcised.

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Larry Emder stopped smiling for the first time since he was born this week, on learning that Channel 7 were finishing the Wheel of Fortune. The actual wheel has been bought by Channel 9 who will be spinning it each hour to decide which staff member goes next.

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David Hicks is to be sent from Guantanamo Bay to solitary confinement in Beaconsfield Mine in a special deal with the US government. The pressure is on to remove all prisoners from Camp X-Ray and return it to its former use as a Club Med resort.

Beaconsfield Mine is likely to remain closed, despite high demand for gold for the Beijing Olympics and to pay Eddie MacGuire’s salary.

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Eddie MacGuire has shelved “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” after the “phone a friend” lifeline was found to contravene Helen Coonan’s new cold calling legislation.

Attempts to confirm this story were met with a $220,000 fine, after Rajish from our Mumbai call centre tried to contact the Minister’s office. Pre-election recorded phone calls from the Prime Minister will be exempt from the legislation, of course.

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