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Qantas Moving Pilots Overseas: Isn’t That the Point?

August 24th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

Qantas says their annual results show very poor returns. But the returns are worse for Aeroflot. For every three planes that leave Moscow, only two ever come back. Rebels have broken into Gaddafi’s compound. His clothing has been seized and will be returned to the estate of Michael Jackson. A survey of people ransacking Gadaffi’s [...]

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New Airport On Site of QVB – They Already Have the Extortionate Parking Prices

April 6th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

Plans are afoot again for a second Sydney airport. One plan is to place it on the site of the Queen Victoria Building because it already has the exorbitantly priced car park. Japanese fishmongers are being overworked, having to remove two heads off each fish caught off the east coast. Charlie Sheen is to trademark [...]

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Gatorade to Fix O’Farrell’s Lack of Energy Policy

February 24th, 2011 · Comments Off · News

China has introduced its own search engine. It’s exactly like Google except there’s nowhere for you to type in what you’d like to look for. Apple is working with record companies to improve the osund quality on iTunes. The first step has been to remove anything by Justin Bieber. Barry O’Farrell has been criticised for [...]

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