A Bit Of The Other

George Bush has a book out. It’s due back in four weeks and he’s been asked not to colour in any of the pictures. Scientists have concluded that dementia may begin in middle age. In MRI tests half of the middle aged men forgot to show up. In a sign of increased obesity the other [...]

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The Commonwealth Banks aid they pushed interest rates up by 0.45% because they are “determined to be different”. They blame the rise on the increased cost of incompetent US advertising agencies. After a worse than expected performance in the mid-term elections the Tea Party in the US is being split into factions, including the “white with [...]

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Iranian protestors have dispersed after being shown photographs of Nathan Rees. They’ve decided their election result wasn’t so bad after all. Heavy metals are leaking from a power station near Lithgow, killing marine life in a river that feeds Sydney’s drinking water supply. A spokesman for Sydney Water said this is good news. “Noone wants [...]

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Integral Energy has announced it will build a huge number of electricity substations across Sydney. Instead of the old fashioned method of generating local power using mice running inside wheels the new approach is to disguise substations as gyms, where locals can generate their own power on the treadmill, after being forceably signed into a [...]

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Australian Prime Minister Mr. Rudd, the first world leader ever called Kevin, is in the US on the first part of a world tour. He met with George Bush, with the two finding agreement on bringing troops back from Iraq, although the Bush approach is to bring them back in coffins.

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