A Bit Of The Other

Kate Middleton is pregnant. Dodi Al Fayed has said he is the father. Kate’s been warned not to go to Paris. The announcement was made to the press in the usual way. In a phone message left on Prince William’s phone. The Royal birth will be choreographed by Danny Boyle and narrated by Kenneth Branagh. [...]

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Water levels rose so high in New York City this week that Al Qaeda tried to run a ship into the Empire State Building. Jersey Shore has been cancelled. Not the TV show, the whole of the Jersey shore. New Yorkers were on high alert as the hurricane lashed Donald Trump’s hair. A crane has [...]

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Saudi Arabia is to allow women to compete in the Olympics for the first time ever. Saudi women make great runners, because they’re not allowed to drive. A German court has banned circumcisions, worried about inexperienced operators. Some low cost clinics are a snip at $10 each. Yet another boat has been intercepted off Christmas [...]

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Julian Assange is to star in a new reality TV show – The Only Way Is Ecuador. Fairfax has announced massive cuts, but say they will retain one journalist who will be given a Twitter account for people to follow. The same journalist will be allowed to write the News Ltd papers in the afternoon. [...]

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Gina Rinehart has boosted her stake in Fairfax and says she looks forward to editing the Sydney Mining Herald. Free with next Saturday’s paper, a shovel. Full body scans are to be introduced at Sydney and Melbourne airport, but civil libertarians say passengers should be able to ask for a frisk if they enjoy it. [...]

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