A Bit Of The Other

The opposition wants two thirds of migrants to be skilled. If successful they will impose the same quota on the Liberal cabinet. Malcolm Turnbull is to quit politics to spend more time with his money. He made his announcement via an email leaked by Godwin Gwech. Biologists have discovered a giant lizard that is endowed [...]

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An overhaul of the law will remove “artistic purpose” as a defence for child pornography, but won’t stop Ken Done getting away with selling grotesque floral dresses to middle aged women in the name of art. The Greek Prime Minister George Papendreou is to meet Barack Obama. He plans to dress down, camp on the [...]

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Argentina is once again laying claim to the Falklands. In negotiations Gordon Brown has reiterated that the Falklands is British, but was prepared to offer them Wales. China’s President Hu has signed up to Twitter. Bhutan’s King Jigme Khesar Namgyal Wangchuck also tried it but ran out of characters after he typed in his name. [...]

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The tallest building opened in Dubai, with 160 storeys. It will be dwarfed by a new SBS building in Artarmon, which has six billion storeys and counting. Security officers at LAX airport were surprised how they could see through people’s underwear with their new security scanners until they realized the passenger was Britney Spears and [...]

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The Pope is to declare his predecessor “venerable”, a step towards sainthood. This gave hope to a number of priests in Ireland who were recently declared venereal by their doctors. Sydney buses go on strike tomorrow. Which means twice as many buses will all come at once on Saturday. Police dispersed climate activists in Copenhagen [...]

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