A Bit Of The Other

Kate Middleton is pregnant. Dodi Al Fayed has said he is the father. Kate’s been warned not to go to Paris. The announcement was made to the press in the usual way. In a phone message left on Prince William’s phone. The Royal birth will be choreographed by Danny Boyle and narrated by Kenneth Branagh. [...]

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Water levels rose so high in New York City this week that Al Qaeda tried to run a ship into the Empire State Building. Jersey Shore has been cancelled. Not the TV show, the whole of the Jersey shore. New Yorkers were on high alert as the hurricane lashed Donald Trump’s hair. A crane has [...]

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A second Muslim riot failed to materialise in Sydney last week, because protestors got lost using Apple maps. Atheist protestors have responded to a YouTube video mocking their lack of faith by resolutely staying at home and eating pizza. Doctors are concerned that a new human genome map has the heart somewhere in the left [...]

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Scientists have discovered a tiny particle that confers mass on an object. It refutes earlier work claiming mass was created through too much ice cream, chocolate and doughnuts. Under the Higgs Boson theory, on the first day God created a sub-atomic particle, then took the rest of the week off. The price of Higgs Boson [...]

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Saudi Arabia is to allow women to compete in the Olympics for the first time ever. Saudi women make great runners, because they’re not allowed to drive. A German court has banned circumcisions, worried about inexperienced operators. Some low cost clinics are a snip at $10 each. Yet another boat has been intercepted off Christmas [...]

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