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Tony Abbott has promised internet speeds faster than first class post for 97% of Australia in his new broadband policy.
This is the start of Ramadan. Saudi Arabian TV executives said, on reflection, this was a bad time to have scheduled MasterChef.
There’s a new superbug from India – Methicillin-resistant Staphyloccus Aureus. Doctors say pronunciation should only [...]

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More jobs than expected were created in the US last month. A grocery store in Montana took on a janitor and a pizza outlet in Idaho is looking for a part time delivery driver.
Kevin Rudd has said he holds no resentment for being ousted. “Life’s too short” he said yesterday “Or at least it will [...]

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The Prime Minister has admitted she is considering a Pacific solution to the question of where to put all the redundant Telstra middle managers.
Quaint old fashioned language is to be edited out of all Enid Blyton’s books. People who want to hear quaint old fashioned language can still listen in to Radio National.
Julia Gillard has [...]

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Jackie O has been told she is not pregnant after all. Experts say the morning sickness was felt by anyone who listened to Kyle Sandilands.
Meanwhile Kyle has split from his wife. Marriage counsellors put it down to him being a bit of a git.
Roman Polanski will not be extradited by Switzerland, a country he visited [...]

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Julian Burnside has said it will take 20 years to fill the MCG with illegal arrivals. Julia Gillard has said ramped up security at the turnstiles will stop that happening.
Julia Gillard has denied she is copying the Howard governments Pacific Solution. She deliberately chose East Timor as a place to send boat people because it’s [...]

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Julia Gillard wants to control the size of Australia’s population. She’s going to reinstate Jayant Patel’s licence to practise surgery.
Newsagents in NSW must hide cigarettes from view from today. If someone really wants a packet they must ask for it. If successful the ban could be extended to include the Daily Telegraph.
Julia Gillard says there [...]

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Following vocal opposition to the UK government’s plans to repatriate people trapped overseas, the Navy will instead focus their efforts on people trapped at home who want to leave Britain and get trapped overseas instead.
The new Airbus A380 v2, is like its predecessor except the wings have been cut off, the door is a ground [...]

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Gordon Brown is so motivated by the celebrations over the collapse of the Berlin Wall that he’s going to knock down Hadrian’s Wall.
Julia Gillard is to issue report cards on every school in the nation. The cards will be left, crumpled up at the bottom of your child’s schoolbag.
Head teachers at schools with poor ratings [...]

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