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Prince Philip has been in hospital with a bladder infection but was discharged yesterday. A spokesperson said discharges are common at his age. Bob Katter’s party faces a damaging split. It apparently occurred at his temporoparietal junction. Tobacco companies say plain packaging will move cigarette sales underground. That means they’ll continue to sell well in [...]

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Julian Assange is to star in a new reality TV show – The Only Way Is Ecuador. Fairfax has announced massive cuts, but say they will retain one journalist who will be given a Twitter account for people to follow. The same journalist will be allowed to write the News Ltd papers in the afternoon. [...]

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The British PM’s media chief has been arresting for lying. Fearing it could set a precedent, thousands of people in the PR industry have changed their identities. Mitt Romney is to run as the Republican candidate in the next Presidential election. He has already rejected same-sex marriage, saying marriage should always be between a man [...]

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Police plan to cut down on drive by shootings in Sydney’s south west by issuing all residents with tasers. Clive Palmer has said Wayne Swan is colluding with satan, who is himself backed by the Obama government, but admits he hasn’t been getting a lot of sleep lately. Doctors warn that the mining tax will [...]

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Holden is to move design of the Commodore overseas. However design of the fluffy dice hanging from the rear view mirror will remain in this country. The High Court in London has ruled that Julian Assange should be extradited to Sweden. His defence is that whatever he’s guilty of he has already served his time, [...]

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