A Bit Of The Other

The Bureau of Meteorology has gone on strike over pay. The government has said the low pay will continue well into the weekend, but can’t offer details on anything beyond the next 7 days. Tony Abbott will repeal any pokey machine reforms. He said anybody voting for him is clearly prepared to gamble. According to [...]

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Prius owners are being told there is  no recall in Australia. Toyota dealers are telling Prius drivers they don’t recall ever selling it to them. 97% of the Great Barrier Reef could be killed off by mass coral bleaching, caused by swimmers who’s hair isn’t naturally blonde. To try and reduce boatloads of asylum seekers [...]

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A new sex education curriculum has caused outrage because teachers hate knowing less about a subject than their students do. Excited by the news that Japan plans to start collecting solar power in space and sending it back to earth, Nathan Rees plans to collect water from Mars and transport it back to Sydney as [...]

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Al Gore has released a new version of An Inconvenient Truth. He decided to remake it when he discovered some useful new transitions and build effects he could use in the latest version of Powerpoint. Since the death of Michael Jackson, no one has seen Diana Ross. Coincidence, I think not. In Sydney this morning [...]

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The mysterious McGurk tape could bring down the NSW government. Politicians said they’d pay more for a tape that could save the NSW government. Uncorroborated sources claim Premier Rees had been planning the murder of Michael McGurk, with the plan to be phased in by late 2047. Broadcaster Mike Carlton will now spend his mornings [...]

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