A Bit Of The Other

Whales migrating up the east coast of Australia have been intercepted by navy vessels and sent to Malaysia for processing. There is further evidence that Dominque Strauss-Kahn is a sex addict after all bank notes recently issued by the IMF were found sticking to each other. Christian Broadcaster Harold Camping says he was wrong about [...]

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A Defence Force Spokesman has said the front line is no place for women, not without a man to tell them how to get there. Women are a danger in combat zones because they keep stopping to ask directions. Following the success of banning the Burqha, the French are to fine women who wear a [...]

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Pauline Hanson hopes to win a seat in the upper house in the NSW election. She will be issuing a how to vote card for her supporters, as well as a how to tie your shoelace card and a how to wipe your bottom after you’ve finished card. She has said she’s not racist. For [...]

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Pauline Hanson refuses to sell her Queensland property to Muslims even though there has been a lot of interest. Perhaps it’s the large living space that faces Mecca or the tower from which she piped Aussie folk songs each morning. Greece is on the verge of bankruptcy. The Prime Minister says all those years of [...]

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Toyota is to abandon any further moves into the Luge market after acceleration problems with its early model. To make the winter Olympics safer the next games will be played entirely on a Wii.

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