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90 Percent of Australia Will Have Broadband Faster Than First Class Post

August 12th, 2010 · 2 Comments · News

Tony Abbott has promised internet speeds faster than first class post for 97% of Australia in his new broadband policy.
This is the start of Ramadan. Saudi Arabian TV executives said, on reflection, this was a bad time to have scheduled MasterChef.
There’s a new superbug from India – Methicillin-resistant Staphyloccus Aureus. Doctors say pronunciation should only [...]

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How Do We Sleep When Our Roof Is Burning?

February 18th, 2010 · No Comments · News

Peter Garrett has said he has no plans to record an adaption to the Midnight Oil hit “how do we sleep when our roof is burning”.
Malcolm Turnbull has denied speculation that he was driving the truck that nearly took out Tony Abbott on the Hume Highway yesterday. The fact it missed supports his argument.
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News Headlines for Wednesday 15th July 2009

July 15th, 2009 · No Comments · News

Peter Garrett has denied hypocrisy over approving a uranium mine in South Australia. Asked whether it went against the lyrics of Midnight Oil he said he could never decipher what he was singing.
The Australian cricket team has accused the English of time wasting when they ordered twice cooked aged-beef, made to order, during the lunch [...]

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