Jackie O has been told she is not pregnant after all. Experts say the morning sickness was felt by anyone who listened to Kyle Sandilands.
Meanwhile Kyle has split from his wife. Marriage counsellors put it down to him being a bit of a git.
Roman Polanski will not be extradited by Switzerland, a country he visited [...]
Jackie O Morning Sickness Caused by Kyle Sandiland
July 13th, 2010 · No Comments · News
Tags: Bob Hawke·Julia Gillard·Roman Polanski
Postal worker collapses under weight of spam after hackers break into Australia Post
October 7th, 2009 · No Comments · News
After breaking into Hotmail and Yahoo hackers have now broken into Australia Post. A delivery worker suffered from exhaustion after several people on his run received more than 5,000 pieces of spam mail yesterday.
Vegemite have announced Cheesybite as the new name for their iSnack. Not cheesy-byte or Cheesybite 2.0, just plain Cheesybite. I think they’re [...]
Tags: Chris Evert·Godwin Grech·Greg Norman·Roman Polanski
Australian Life Would Be Improved With More Fjords
October 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment · News
Australia has been ranked second for quality of life. Norway came first because “quantity of fjords” was one of the key judging criteria. Iceland came third and would have beaten us if it wasn’t for Bjork.
RBA Governor Glenn Stevens has just whispered to the executives of the Big Four Banks “ppssst, interest rates have gone [...]