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Jackie O Morning Sickness Caused by Kyle Sandiland

July 13th, 2010 · No Comments · News

Jackie O has been told she is not pregnant after all. Experts say the morning sickness was felt by anyone who listened to Kyle Sandilands.
Meanwhile Kyle has split from his wife. Marriage counsellors put it down to him being a bit of a git.
Roman Polanski will not be extradited by Switzerland, a country he visited [...]

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Postal worker collapses under weight of spam after hackers break into Australia Post

October 7th, 2009 · No Comments · News

After breaking into Hotmail and Yahoo hackers have now broken into Australia Post. A delivery worker suffered from exhaustion after several people on his run received more than 5,000 pieces of spam mail yesterday.
Vegemite have announced Cheesybite as the new name for their iSnack. Not cheesy-byte or Cheesybite 2.0, just plain Cheesybite. I think they’re [...]

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Australian Life Would Be Improved With More Fjords

October 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment · News

Australia has been ranked second for quality of life. Norway came first because “quantity of fjords” was one of the key judging criteria. Iceland came third and would have beaten us if it wasn’t for Bjork.
RBA Governor Glenn Stevens has just whispered to the executives of the Big Four Banks “ppssst, interest rates have gone [...]

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