A Bit Of The Other

Prince Philip has been in hospital with a bladder infection but was discharged yesterday. A spokesperson said discharges are common at his age. Bob Katter’s party faces a damaging split. It apparently occurred at his temporoparietal junction. Tobacco companies say plain packaging will move cigarette sales underground. That means they’ll continue to sell well in [...]

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In the federal budget 1,000 staff will be cut from the Defence force. They’ll be sent to Afghanistan without a bulletproof vest. Billions will be cut from the budget by taking Craig Thomson’s credit card off him. Extra money will be made turning Senator Conroy’s Internet filter into a paywall. You pay the government to [...]

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The Queen is in Australia. She wanted to get down here to meet another female leader who people didn’t vote for. Whilst here The Queen was ousted by Greg Combet and replaced with Margethe II of Denmark, based on a Newspoll of 4 people. Air Marshals will be removed from all domestic flights. On Virgin [...]

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Swedish authorities say Julian Assange will be charged under the legitimate new sexual assault charge of “wearing a condom inside out”. The Swedish lady in question is said to be concerned that he might have got her pregnant when his wiki-leaked. After Wikileaks revealed that Kevin Rudd told Hilary Clinton that China can’t be trusted, [...]

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An overhaul of the law will remove “artistic purpose” as a defence for child pornography, but won’t stop Ken Done getting away with selling grotesque floral dresses to middle aged women in the name of art. The Greek Prime Minister George Papendreou is to meet Barack Obama. He plans to dress down, camp on the [...]

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