A Bit Of The Other

Ritual abuse of women is one fact of life that will disappear from Afghanistan, the moment the Australian Defence Force pulls out. Petrol prices have fallen giving consumers confidence that, if they don’t have enough for their mortgage, they can at least afford to torch their house for an insurance claim. Liberal party officials have [...]

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Scientists have discovered a tiny particle that confers mass on an object. It refutes earlier work claiming mass was created through too much ice cream, chocolate and doughnuts. Under the Higgs Boson theory, on the first day God created a sub-atomic particle, then took the rest of the week off. The price of Higgs Boson [...]

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Colin Firth picked up an Oscar, but  took quarter of an hour to stumble through f..f..f..four words. When they realised he hadn’t been acting in the KIng’s Speech they took it back off him. Geoffrey Rush failed to win an Oscar this week. He said I knew they should have given the speech therapist a [...]

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Michael Jackson’s legal will states that if his mother can’t look after his kids, then he wants Diana Ross to do so. Shane Warne has rewritten his will to say if he has any kids he doesn’t know about he wants them to be looked after by Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie or Shakira. Wimbledon has been [...]

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Swine Flu has managed to enter the country despite special cameras at immigration able to detect anyone wearing a red jumper. Underground nuclear tests by North Korea’s Kim Quite Ill are a threat to international peace. “It was quite noisy” said South Korea’s Lee Myung-Bak “and in the dead of night. It set car alarms [...]

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