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Tony Abbott has promised internet speeds faster than first class post for 97% of Australia in his new broadband policy.
This is the start of Ramadan. Saudi Arabian TV executives said, on reflection, this was a bad time to have scheduled MasterChef.
There’s a new superbug from India – Methicillin-resistant Staphyloccus Aureus. Doctors say pronunciation should only [...]

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More jobs than expected were created in the US last month. A grocery store in Montana took on a janitor and a pizza outlet in Idaho is looking for a part time delivery driver.
Kevin Rudd has said he holds no resentment for being ousted. “Life’s too short” he said yesterday “Or at least it will [...]

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The Prime Minister has admitted she is considering a Pacific solution to the question of where to put all the redundant Telstra middle managers.
Quaint old fashioned language is to be edited out of all Enid Blyton’s books. People who want to hear quaint old fashioned language can still listen in to Radio National.
Julia Gillard has [...]

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Julian Burnside has said it will take 20 years to fill the MCG with illegal arrivals. Julia Gillard has said ramped up security at the turnstiles will stop that happening.
Julia Gillard has denied she is copying the Howard governments Pacific Solution. She deliberately chose East Timor as a place to send boat people because it’s [...]

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Vodafone has released it’s end of year results, showing huge growth – on the side of the head.
Tony Abbott has said he will only be interviewed by Kerry O Brien if he asks multiple choice questions next time.
Abbott has confessed he wasn’t always honest with the Australian public. For example, yes, that it was a [...]

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Roads Minister David Campbell was late for work yesterday. The garage door was closed and it took him six hours before he decided to open it.
Neil Armstrong has attacked Barack Obama for axing plans to go to the moon. Saying its not that expensive. “They could use the same film set where they shot my [...]

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Ricky Martin has discovered he is gay. He said he first suspected it when he found himself buying his own music videos.
Microsoft and Ford are working together on a new type of electric car that will take 2 minutes to start in the morning, even longer if you use Outlook.
The Irish economy is in significant [...]

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Northern Territory’s croc population will be controlled through a crocodile management program. Critics have said its ridiculous to expect crocodiles to hold any sort of management position without eating staff members.
Reports show mums with children under 15 do 2.5 hours more paid and unpaid work than their husbands, but they’re not complaining. They don’t have [...]

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An overhaul of the law will remove “artistic purpose” as a defence for child pornography, but won’t stop Ken Done getting away with selling grotesque floral dresses to middle aged women in the name of art.
The Greek Prime Minister George Papendreou is to meet Barack Obama. He plans to dress down, camp on the steps [...]

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Today is International Womens Day. People all over the world are being urged to dress up as women, even Belinda Neal.
Belinda Neal has lost her seat on the Central Coast but today puts on her bikini to start shooting the new Tourism Australia campaign “don’t you know who the f**k we are”
Kevin Rudd has thanked [...]

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