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Pacific Solution For Telstra’s Axed Middle Managers

July 27th, 2010 · No Comments · News

The Prime Minister has admitted she is considering a Pacific solution to the question of where to put all the redundant Telstra middle managers.
Quaint old fashioned language is to be edited out of all Enid Blyton’s books. People who want to hear quaint old fashioned language can still listen in to Radio National.
Julia Gillard has [...]

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Gillard’s Plan to Slow Population – Reinstate Patel’s Licence.

July 1st, 2010 · No Comments · News

Julia Gillard wants to control the size of Australia’s population. She’s going to reinstate Jayant Patel’s licence to practise surgery.
Newsagents in NSW must hide cigarettes from view from today. If someone really wants a packet they must ask for it. If successful the ban could be extended to include the Daily Telegraph.
Julia Gillard says there [...]

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